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Sunday, May 19, 2013

Get Me Off This Island


Its been awhile since iv been stranded on the island with a bunch of clueless kids. I love the scenery but having to deal with everyone calling me fat and Piggy really gets on my nerves.  All anyone cares about right now is either trying to catch the stupid pig or that later today they were all so fixed on making a fire on top of the mountain. 

Which Reminds me!!! As was casually walking up to them on the top of the mountain when they all ganged up on me and stole my glasses. The whole time I couldn’t see a  thing except a slight blur of any movement.  When I ended up getting my glasses back it seemed a little bent like they broke it a little. They have no respect for me and my possessions. The only slightly non insane person here besides me is the chief Ralph but he cant keep the little ones from wandering off, getting lost, hurt or in the way.  I just want to get off this island as soon as possible because my body and my patience cant take it anymore.

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